The Unauthorised Star Wars Story

This is the story of one Bill Anderson a incredibly hot single dad from Yorkville Illinois. We follow his life from childhood where he saves the entire galaxy from the darkness of the evil empire. Threw his teen years where he has now mastered his super powers where he yet again saves the world destroying all evil. The movie ends with modern day Bill Anderson where he now hides his super powers and lives among you mere mortals while raising his daughter as a single dad occasionally protecting the world as you know it and pleasuring the hottest woman This movie is rated R but the real life Bill Anderson is still alive and living in Yorkville beautiful women from around the world still seek him out.