Murder for Dummies

Take one dead body, two low rent strippers add a seismic "Chaingazism" of blood and guts = a Splatstick horror comedy NOT for the whole family. "Murder for Dummies!" After Kandy Kane kills her abusive dickhead of a husband Bud, she recruits her BFF and fellow 3 dollar stripper Misty May to rid themselves of the body. As Bud's lifeless corpse goes from trailer park to trailer park, Kandy and Misty's friendship is tested. Hiding a decomposing body is harder then red panty night at The Golden Banana. The movie stars Cleo Elliott (daughter of Sam Elliott and Katherine Ross), Martha Thatcher (cousin of Randy Newman) and Doug Lane (husband of my facialist). Completely filmed on location in Malibu, (more specifically my mom's front yard), adds absolutely nothing to the plot with the exception that it was a close drive for everyone. "Murder for Dummies" is a guide to killing your husband without breaking a nail.