Dirty Tennis

Let's face it, Dick Van Patten loves playing dirty tennis. After all, it's all about winning. To learn a thing or two about the fine art of hitting your opponent where it hurts, Dick and his family teach viewers how to dominate rivals through deception, distraction, and cheating. In this unconventional instructional guide to prevailing on the tennis court at all costs, our cunning host covers various infallible techniques and clever tactics that guarantee success. And to really humiliate opponents who think they are way out of your league? Van Patten recommends bringing in a real show-stopper like Nicollette Sheridan. That should leave even the snobbiest tennis club members speechless.