Vampires Suck

IMDb link: 1666186
IMDb rating: 3.5 (54,891 votes)
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Family
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Chris Riggi
Cast: Diedrich Bader, Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske and others

Release date: 18 Aug 2010
Release year: 2010
Runtime: 82 minutes
Country: United States
Keywords: pacifier, taking off shirt, reference to penis size, crotch grab, bella swan character, rosalie hale character, charlie swan character, edward cullen character, esme cullen character, jasper hale character

Plot:

Washington's Spork town sheriff, Frank Crane, welcomes his returning daughter Becca home, but despite obvious signs, Becca takes an unusually long time to recognize the Halloween decorations all over town and even the odd appearances of various people, including her old friend Jacob White, who suddenly sports canine traits--including a tail--and an odd urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, a member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton.

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