The Ice Pirates
- IMDb link: 0087451
- IMDb rating: 5.7 (12,749 votes)
- Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Romance
- Director: Stewart Raffill, Anjelica Huston
- Cast: Robert Urich, Mary Crosby, Michael D. Roberts and others
- Release date: 16 Mar 1984
- Release year: 1984
- Runtime: 94 minutes
- Country: United States
- Keywords: premarital sex, princess, castration, ice, time dilation, conveyor belt, post apocalypse, earth viewed from space, disembodied head, aging
Plot:
In the future, water is the most valuable good in the future. Planet Mithra retains the possession of water and is powerful with their Templars warriors. The ice pirate Jason and his crew decide to steal water from a government fleet and Jason stumbles upon Princess Karina and he decides to kidnap her. Soon he is attacked by the government fleet, but Jason and his friend Roscoe are spared from castration by Karina and soon they learn that she wants to seek out her father that have found the Seventh Planet plenty of water.