The Cottage
- IMDb link: 0465430
- IMDb rating: 6.1 (13,788 votes)
- Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Crime
- Director: Andy Serkis, Paul Andrew Williams
- Cast: Reece Shearsmith, Jennifer Ellison, Steven O'Donnell and others
- Release date: 14 Mar 2008
- Release year: 2008
- Runtime: 92 minutes
- Country: United Kingdom
- Keywords: person in a trunk, backwoods, kidnapping, cottage, pickaxe, dark humor, dark comedy, backwoods slasher, dark, slasher
Plot:
When David and his clumsy brother Peter kidnap the daughter of a powerful gangster, they bring Tracey to a cottage in the countryside in the trunk of their car. Peter calls Tracey's father and asks a ransom of one hundred thousand pound to be delivered to her step-brother Andrew. When the bag is delivered to the moron Andrew, he does not check the content and is followed to the remote location by two Chinese hit-men hired by Tracey's father. When the abductors discover that the bag has only paper, David drives to a nearby village to make a phone call to demand the money. When he returns, he finds Andrew fainted and later that Tracey had reverted the situation and escaped with his brother as hostage. Meanwhile an insane and deformed farmer has just killed the killers and Tracey and Peter are heading to his farmer seeking a phone to call her father.