San Antonio
- IMDb link: 0375040
- IMDb rating: 3.5 (831 votes)
- Genres: Action, Comedy
- Director: Gerard Depardieu, Frederic Auburtin
- Cast: Gerard Lanvin, Lucy Harrison, Patrick Medioni and others
- Release date: 21 Jul 2004
- Release year: 2004
- Runtime: 95 minutes
- Country: France, Italy, United Kingdom
- Keywords: female topless nudity, female nudity, massage, sea, yacht, paris france, italian woman, based on novel
Plot:
While a terrorist epidemic strikes the world leaders, the commissaire San-Antonio and his partner Lieutenant Berurier must escort the French ambassador to a British hotel. But after a negligence of Berurier (one more little sex affair), San-Antonio powerlessly witnesses the ambassador's abduction, organized by a gorgeous Italian girl. Back in Paris, San-Antonio is dismissed by Police Chief Achille Hachille, which is a real godsend to Berurier, who gets promoted. But the situation soon degenerates when the president of the Republic mysteriously disappears. Immediate reaction from the Police Minister: only San-Antonio can save the day; he has 48 hours and a secret squad to find the president. At the Elysee, San-Antonio finds Berurier, the official investigator. But now, it's every man for himself: who will be the first to find the President? There are multiple trails: terrorists, unscrupulous banks, international dealers, dishonest politicians, and pretty women with very convincing arguments.