No Census, No Feeling
- IMDb link: 0032845
- IMDb rating: 7.9 (698 votes)
- Genres: Comedy, Short
- Director: Del Lord
- Cast: Bruce Bennett, Larry Fine, Moe Howard, Curly Howard and others
- Release date: 4 Oct 1940
- Release year: 1940
- Runtime: 17 minutes
- Country: United States
- Keywords: the three stooges series, pursuit, census taker, alum, chase, ice cream cone, playing bridge, swinging door, sprayed with water, sweeping
Plot:
The stooges get jobs as census takers and wind up in a fancy mansion looking for people to survey. Moe and Larry are recruited to join a bridge game, while Curly adds Alum to the lemonade. The resulting concoction is consumed by everyone, resulting in puckered lips and shrunken clothes. The boys next try to take the census at a football stadium. They disguise themselves as players and wind up in the middle of the game. Curly runs off with the ball and all the other players in pursuit.