Don't Suck

Pete, a washed-up veteran comedian, must find an opener for his upcoming comedy tour. Pete is introduced to Ethan by his girlfriend Stephanie, who convinces him to take this young comedian on tour as his opener. Things start to take a wacky turn when Pete finds out Ethan is a vampire, and their tour goes from cheap motels, morning DJs, dive bars, and dinners to opening up for the Russell Peters special in Vegas. All while Ethan and Pete attempt to bridge the gap between being real and exploiting his vampirism.