Blood Diner

IMDb link: 0092669
IMDb rating: 5.3 (6,055 votes)
Genres: Comedy, Horror
Director: Jackie Kong
Cast: Rick Burks, Carl Crew, Roger Dauer, LaNette La France and others

Release date: 10 Jul 1987
Release year: 1987
Runtime: 88 minutes
Country: United States
Keywords: serial killer, goddess, resurrection, cannibalism, female full frontal nudity, slapstick comedy, aerobics, nude aerobics, woman in jeopardy, insanity

Plot:

Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the New Yorker with an Australian accent.

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